• Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is

clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

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(via iconicboyfriend)

vanillish:

other people during winter:

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me:

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(via kuzkospoison)

coolvvhip:

I got my ͡° on you

(Source: sadbitch2003, via fake-mermaid)

queercommunist:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people 

*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????

(via dannyadkins)