Anonymous asked:
So this past summer I decided to get a grindr (a gay dating app) and this dude hit me up he was fine as hell and had muscles. So we meet up and we fucked and it turned into like a summer thing. So the school year starts and the nigga my p.e teacher

This has been a terrible week, but my new iPhone 6 just arrived safe and sound :D

  • me: Oh what the fuck
  • friend: what happened?
  • me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

sadspaghetti:

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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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